Showing posts with label randomness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label randomness. Show all posts

Monday, October 12, 2009

The Best Way to Enjoy a Book

I like to enjoy a book as much as possible. The way to do this is:





1. If something is funny, laugh your heart out. Even if it's not that funny.





2. If something's sad, cry your eyes out, even if it's not that sad.





3. If something surprises you, scream your lungs out, even if it's not that exciting.





Now, you might be wondering how I ever read in a library. I don't. You also may be wondering how my family stands it when I read. They don't. I'll be reading in my room, ( which I share with my sister) and I'll be reading and then I make her jump to the ceiling when I burst out crying, screaming, or laughing. When it is time to turn off the lights at night, I'll be reading and she'll turn them off and I'll scream because I was " just coming to the good part ". She used to jump or scream too, but now she just tells me to be quiet and go to sleep. That's when I get my flashlight.

So if you do this, you might be heartless, eyeless, and lungless, but you'll have enjoyed the book a lot more.